Anonymous asked: Annie, you're super fucking great and hilarious. If you don't mind my asking, what's your opinion on pubes?

Meh. Their existence doesn’t bother me but I enjoy a good Brazilian wax at Red and White Spa in Soho. Ask for Ana, Russians give the best bikini waxes.

im-nobodys-weasel asked: You inspired me to grow my eyebrows out while traveling in Thailand, for the first time in 7 years. It looks pretty good if I do say so myself.

Thailand sounds nice. Thanks for reading.

Anonymous asked: why do you leave your eyebrows like that? as in not tweezed/waxed/threaded not too say that they are ugly but you are honestly the first young girl I've seen with undone eyebrows and I think you're gorgeous! x

It made my mom laugh so I kept them that way.

Miami I’m leaving you.

Miami I’m leaving you.

Anonymous asked: what is your greatest insecurity?

My passwords are all the same thing.

Anonymous asked: do you have stretch marks? or other body quirks?

Doesn’t everybody?

Anonymous asked: why do you use humor to misdirect/avoid being sincere?

I’m sincerely hilarious.

Anonymous asked: I like your drawings! Did you study art in college?

No I studied public relations. We were taught how to make an oil company seem like it cares when they’re caught dumping waste in a river.

Not heroin lol

Not heroin lol